Travel Survival Kit - Humor

Travel Survival Kit

Every adventure needs a little humor - enjoy!




  • Tissue-for your tears when the motel is booked or for romantic sunsets
  • Paper bag-to hold treasures and in case of hyperventilation when you see the prices of souvenirs
  • Sponge-to soak up the sun, sand, snow, and memories
  • Feather-to remember to gently float through the vacation rather than racing
  • Ear plugs-to avoid the yelling or listening to the 7,000th singing of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"
  • Quarter-someone always needs a quarter for something
  • Bandaid-for boo-boos, real or imagined
  • Rubberband-for flexibility as sometimes when you are flexible, you have wonderful experiences you would have never considered
  • A box of CrackerJack -vacations always come with good surprises. Remember to look for yours.

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More humorous travel survival kit items:



  • A small plastic bag-to remind us to always bring back small things that will help the vacation live on for years
  • Chuckles-never leave home without the ability to laugh at yourself and situations
  • Chopsticks-to remind us that even within the US, there are many different cultures and customs
  • A picture of a watch or clock without hands-forget the clock, you're on vacation!
  • A disposable camera (or picture of one)-capture the fun and memories before they disappear
  • A compass-you'll need this especially if you are with someone who can't stop for directions
  • A picture or map of Kansas-as Dorothy says in the Wizard of Oz, "There's no place like home."

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